"It's like eating ice cream and brushing your teeth at the same time." - A co-worker explaining the benefits of mint ice cream. I'm lactose intolerant. I don't know this feeling, sadly.
"I don't know what I had for breakfast yesterday, but I know where the curtain rod holders are in the garage." - My dad on helping me figure out you can buy curtain rod holders separately from curtain rods. I feel a Pinterest project in the making.
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