Friday, March 13, 2020

Vampires

Last night, I retrieved my children from my Mom and Dad's house because I was away on business all day. And by children, I mean one sick dog, one stupid dog and one blind dog.

My Mom and I were sitting around the kitchen table discussing life.

Her: The coronavirus started from vampires, right?

Me: ...

Her: Bats. I meant bats, not vampires.

Me: Can I quote you on that?

Her: Yes.

Text message the next day: Damn bats! I mean vampires.

#parents

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