"You're like an Uber driver who has taken the country way off the Google Maps route. And at first, we just hope you knew a short cut, but you opened your mouth and we realized you were insane. So now we're trapped in here with you, and we just hope we don't have to die on the way to a birthday party that we didn't want to go to. Also, you're taking us to the wrong Kansas City."
-Not my words, but I love them.
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