Me: Do you know how much I love you?
L: I love you 100.
Me: Yes, well I love you 110.
L: I love you 120!
Me: Well I love you 167!
L: Well, I love you 16!
Me: Dude, you went backwards there.
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Not that long ago I got a text message from a friend. A grasshopper found its way to her car, she said, and tried to kill her when she was d... -
Thursday, May 14, about 7:50 a.m. as we are rolling out of town: Me: “Guys, I’m turning over a new leaf. I’m trying to be a better person.” ...
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I went on a little road trip to Durant, Oklahoma over the weekend. Here are some highlights: -The drunk guy beside me kept screaming at Er...
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