Things I've said to my dogs over the past few days:
Guys, quit being bitches to each other. We love each other. (re: bones)
Get your ass out of my face.
I like you, but I don't want to make out with you. Stop it.
Don't step on my boobs. I don't step on your boobs.
Get your ass off my pillow.
Pugs.
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