Saturday, April 16, 2016

Things I've actually said today

Do we throw pizza?

Don't put the dog food in the dog water.

Don't throw the dog food in the trash can.

Don't feed the dog play dough.

The dog is going to have blue poop tomorrow.

What happened to your pants?

Context: My 2-year-old nieces are the coolest toddlers I know.

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