The other day I ripped some threads off of a scarf I had hanging up. I thought I threw the wad of thread in my trash can in my bathroom.
It turns out that I missed.
The next time I was in the bathroom, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a wad of something. It was huge, and looked like it had legs.
OH MY GOD IT'S A SPIDER.
I'm almost 31 years old, but when I see spiders, I tend to act half my age.
I screamed like a 15-year-old girl.
It turns out, that spider was just that wad of thread, sitting next to the trash can.
Did I mention I'm almost 31, and I own my own car and house?
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