Kansas Musings
If you find your way back, I owe you a beer for my record year
Monday, November 23, 2015
Hello. It's me.
Being a woman is hard, and sometimes painful.
This morning, as I was curling my hair, I decided to stab myself in the face with my curling iron.
I now have an awesome red mark on my cheek.
Ah, bummer dudes.
I promise I have a college degree, but it's not in hand-eye coordination.
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