Conversations I've had recently:
Mom on very, very good looking country singer: Is he married? I think I see a ring on his finger.
Me: It'd be a damn shame if he's not.
Me: What do you think of the whole Sam Brownback brother thing?
Boss: I don't think you can slight someone because they have a crazy-ass relative. What about you?
Me: There's a dumbass in every family.
Boss: They were unfortunate enough to get two. Hi-yooo!
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