Things I've said over the past few days:
"I don't give Jesus money very often."
"That's okay, he's dead."
"No he's not, he rose again!"
Bffs shouldn't sit by each other in church. Ha, ha.
On babies:
Me: "We don't play with our potatoes."
Mom: "Some of us do. Didn't you get the memo?"
"Let's not eat a shoe."
Mom: "We don't throw our potatoes on the ground."
Me: "Well, some of us do. You didn't get the memo?"
Mom: "I wrote the memo."
Words of wisdom on Easter Sunday:
Mom to Penny Pug: "Don't bark at people who bring food."
I think that's excellent life advice.
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