- Please don't eat my scarf.
- You may not eat my finger. I need that.
- Do you hold your toes while you eat?
Context: Life with two 7-month-olds is pretty interesting. Today while eating lunch, one of my nieces barfed right in front of me and the other one barfed on me.
I have a life tip for you. If you're wearing nice work clothes, it's okay to hold a barfy baby as long as you hold them with their mouth away from you.
While she did technically barf on me, a change of clothes wasn't necessary because she wasn't facing me. I didn't exactly picture myself typing that sentence pre-babies. Ha, ha.
There was also some multi-tasking going on today. One of the babies was eating lunch and holding her toes at the same time.
Hey, why not?
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