If we're going to get murdered tonight, don't you think you should shut up, be quiet and play dead?

Me: World, I'm kind of having a bad day today. Can you please cut me some slack?

World: I'm going to make you ugly cry in front of a doctor today and spill water on your pants so it looks like you wet yourself in front of multiple people.

To top that off, I just called 911 because I heard gunshots. The Pugs were up barking and crying, and I'm all like, Pugs, if we're going to get murdered tonight, don't you think you should shut up, be quiet and play dead? Do we really need to draw attention to ourselves right now?

Says the person with this wet spot on her pants.