Monday, September 12, 2016

Issues

"The shrimp is good, but it's pretty hard to fuck up shrimp."

Me: Climbing into a truck with no running boards, struggling, and finally sitting in the driver's seat.
Someone who shall remain anonymous: "Can you even reach the pedals?"

I'm short. I have issues with these things sometimes.
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