Friday, February 19, 2016

To serve and protect, kind of

Yesterday, one of my nieces was tugging at her diaper.

She had just been changed, so she wasn't dirty or wet. I had no idea what was wrong with her, but I figured I'd take one for the team and investigate.

Upon inspection, I found the problem.

She had a wedgie.

I was happy to help her solve her little problem so she could be on her toddler way.

Like I told my mom: If you had a giant wad of diaper in your crack, you wouldn't be happy either!

A message to my nieces: I will gladly help you with your problems in life. I'm happy to serve and protect.

I'm also going to add "wedgie picker" to my resume.

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