The following may or may not be a true story. I'll let you decide.
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Dad and daughter walk into a liquor store on Saturday night.
Dad: I don't know where the rum is.
Daughter: ...
See, the thing is the daughter has a lot of problems in life, but not knowing where the rum is in a liquor store is not among those problems.
Let's just say the daughter did indeed find the rum. And it was delicious.
Not knowing where the rum is.
Oh, please.
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