Concentrate vs. Constipated

I was trying to buckle a 3-year-old in her carseat.

She was wiggling around, playing around with the peanut butter coupon she stole from my house, and generally just being a 3-year-old.

I told her in a stern voice, "Concentrate!"

I thought she would listen to me. I thought I laid down the law to this little adorable red-haired girl.

She yelled back at me: "Constipated!"

"Constipated!"

"Constipated!"

"Constipated!"

Like Grandpa said, Jesus, she can say that word clear as day.