"I don't ike it."

I'm going to transcribe exactly what my 3-year-old niece talked about yesterday when I saw her.

She had an elaborate story she told me, about half of which I understood. The other half was in 3-year-old gibberish.

Something about a water bucket, Papa tricking her, and her getting her hair wet. Also, the water was cold.

Little K quote: "I don't ike it."

Me: Little K, who did that to you?

"Papa."

Me: Did Papa do it on purpose?

Little K: "Yeah Papa do it and got my hair wet."

She'll be talking about that water bucket until we go back to the water park next summer.

A certain aunt was standing nearby when the water bucket incident occurred, and a certain aunt stood there and laughed instead of saving her.

That's what aunts are for.

Water is wet.

Over the weekend my brother, Dad and I took my nieces to the newly minted water park here in town. 

It happens to be kind of within walking distance to my house (sort of). Even though I'm lazy and didn't walk, it's kind of nice for things to happen around downtown.

Anyway, the twins are 2. Technically, 2.5. They're by far the coolest people I've ever met. 

After we finished swimming, we took them to my parents' house, because I wanted my Mom to see them in their swim suits. 

One of the twins was upset. She kept tugging at her swim suit and saying, "I wet. I wet." in the whiniest voice you've ever heard.

Yes, child. You're wet because you went swimming. 

This weekend I explained to a 2-year-old that water is wet.

What'd you do this weekend?

:)