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Showing posts with label News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label News. Show all posts
Monday, October 22, 2018
Saturday, December 6, 2014
On news and reading things correctly
I would consider spelling, paying attention to the news, caring about the world you live in and reading all really important things.
Yesterday morning I woke up around 5 a.m. Bleary eyed, I looked at my phone. I saw a breaking news update about the president nominating someone for the secretary of defense job.
The person's name is Ashton Carter.
At 5 a.m., sleepy and barely awake, I read that name as Ashton Kutcher.
Um, I thought, is this a weird Dennis Rodman type of thing? Is this really happening? What's the world coming to? Am I safe here? Do I need to pack up and move somewhere?
I was kind of angry, in a sleepy way. When I read the correct name a minute later, all was okay with the world again and I peacefully went back to sleep.
Ashton Kutcher.
Ha, ha.
Yesterday morning I woke up around 5 a.m. Bleary eyed, I looked at my phone. I saw a breaking news update about the president nominating someone for the secretary of defense job.
The person's name is Ashton Carter.
At 5 a.m., sleepy and barely awake, I read that name as Ashton Kutcher.
Um, I thought, is this a weird Dennis Rodman type of thing? Is this really happening? What's the world coming to? Am I safe here? Do I need to pack up and move somewhere?
I was kind of angry, in a sleepy way. When I read the correct name a minute later, all was okay with the world again and I peacefully went back to sleep.
Ashton Kutcher.
Ha, ha.
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| Not really related, but still relevant. |
Wednesday, October 22, 2014
Overheard in my casa
Don't you read Yahoo News?
No. Who reads Yahoo News?
What do you read, Fox News?
Do I look like a person who reads Fox News?
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From a couple weeks ago:
It'd be cool if the Royals played the Cardinals in the World Series.
That's what happened last time. You don't remember that?
No. I was six months old.
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Please don't eat my scarf.
(Baby niece eats said scarf, then makes a really sour face because yarn doesn't taste good.)
Well, I told you not to eat it.
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Please don't eat my toes.
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You may not eat my finger. I need that.
(Oh, babies.)
No. Who reads Yahoo News?
What do you read, Fox News?
Do I look like a person who reads Fox News?
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From a couple weeks ago:
It'd be cool if the Royals played the Cardinals in the World Series.
That's what happened last time. You don't remember that?
No. I was six months old.
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Please don't eat my scarf.
(Baby niece eats said scarf, then makes a really sour face because yarn doesn't taste good.)
Well, I told you not to eat it.
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Please don't eat my toes.
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You may not eat my finger. I need that.
(Oh, babies.)
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