Borrowing other people's words today.
"So, long story short, there’s something wrong with me but we knew that already."
"If you are healthy today go and enjoy the shit out of this day because it’s a godamn gift."
Also:
According to my FitBit, I took it off around 1 a.m. this morning. I found it in another room. The creepy thing is, I have no memory of taking it off and walking into another room.
Weird.
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