Monday, November 23, 2015

Hello. It's me.

Being a woman is hard, and sometimes painful.

This morning, as I was curling my hair, I decided to stab myself in the face with my curling iron.

I now have an awesome red mark on my cheek.

Ah, bummer dudes.

I promise I have a college degree, but it's not in hand-eye coordination. 
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