Here are some conversations I've had this week.
Me: "Mom, did you eat the rest of my guacamole?"
Mom: "Yes. Dad and I finished it."
Me: "Why would you do that?"
Mom: "Because it's delicious."
Me: "...okay."
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My mom, while watching the Cotton Bowl and seeing a football player on the phone on the sidelines: "Who's he talking to? Does he have a hot date?"
There are some good aspects of living in your hometown. Quoting your family is one of them.
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