Last night, I retrieved my children from my Mom and Dad's house because I was away on business all day. And by children, I mean one sick dog, one stupid dog and one blind dog.
My Mom and I were sitting around the kitchen table discussing life.
Her: The coronavirus started from vampires, right?
Me: ...
Her: Bats. I meant bats, not vampires.
Me: Can I quote you on that?
Her: Yes.
Text message the next day: Damn bats! I mean vampires.
#parents
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