I had some weird, weird dreams. I woke up in a weird mood.
But, today is a new day and a new week. Let's be happy!
I got ready fairly early, and I opened my front door to walk out to my car. I was greeted by the world's largest spider, who overnight had built the world's most beautiful spider web right in front of my face.
I went back inside to grab my phone. I wanted to see if I could take a picture of the spider and its web.
In the middle of this, my dog ran out the front door. In order to catch her, I had to run head first through the beautiful spider web.
Did I mention that the HUGE SPIDER was in that web?
I got my dog, and didn't even get mad at her. I told her to sit, and she actually listened to me in the front yard.
The spider, I'm afraid, did not make it. I screamed like a little girl and killed it when it came flying towards my face. It involved me taking a shoe, screaming, and dancing around my front porch until I killed it.
I'm pretty sure my mailman saw the whole thing, too.
Today started out weird.
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