Random quotes from the past few months of my life:
Overheard in the office: "I feel like I know Chief."
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Mom in a craft store: "We're going to go. Goodbye forever."
7-year-old girl who didn't want to leave said store: "Take care."
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"I hate it when I lose a bet and I have to buy someone else lunch."
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Overheard in the Target parking lot: "I sent an email but nobody read it."
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Mom to her 2-year-old in Target: "If you want to buy everything then you need to get a job first."
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A note I found in the notes app on my phone with my context: "Things that bother me - Walmart salads."
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"Please don't use headless fat people."
Context: B-roll that TV stations use.
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"Isn't it delightful we live in such a dishonest world?"
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"Masks are coming off faster than bras at the 505."
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"Fight for what you care about, and do it in a way where others will join you."
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"History has its eyes on."
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"There's no reconciliation without reckoning."
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"You're not what I thought you'd look like. You're cuter."
Context: Veterinarian office talking to a dog.
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"He's going to meet you in front. Apparently he's wild and crazy."
Veterinary secretary: "The dog?"
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Fight for your happily every after.
Context: Quote on my phone with no context given.
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"I told her to close the tab, unless you want to pay for 10 Amaretto Sours."
Context: Texting my dad in a bar after an Eric Church concert because he couldn't hear me in the bar because it was so loud.
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"I want to pull out all of my little grey hairs."
Context: Dad quote.
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"I want to reverse your face."
Context: 10-year-old niece playing Uno.
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"People support what they create."
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"Notice I said involved and not cares. There are factions that are involved but don't care."
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"Never ask for a large amount of money unless you know their dog's name."
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"I got the joy of rediscovering me."
